It’s Sexy Time

My woman lies across the bed,

I strip to the buff,

telling her tonight will be the best ever,

I cough, sneeze and fart.

Smoking she exhales smoke

as if her mouth is on fire,

smiles, telling me she is ready.

She rubs her armpits,

scratches her ass, waiting on me.

As we kiss,

I cough, she sneezes.

Next we know, it's Monday.

Time for work.

Another failure.