Sentences in 4 English Speaking Countries

US

"Get off your ass, dickbag!"

UK

"Get off your filthy arse you filthy wanker!"

AUS

"'Right then, move aside 'fore I bash ya."

CAN

"Can you get up please?"

US

"Yo get out of the way, im watching football you ass face!"

UK

"Aye lad, if you dont move i'll move you myself."

AUS

"Oi mate, get out the way you dumb prick."

CAN

"Excuse me, the hockey match is on, could you get out of the way please?"

US

"Why are Canadians so nice?"

UK

"Fuckin' Aussies, i'll bash every damn one of them arsefaces."

AUS

"AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! "OI OI OI!!!"

CAN

"Why does America stink so much?"