Terribly Sorry, But...

A small slight problem. The remote is too far away. I’m sorry. I know you really hate this show, but you know, the remote is too far away. I know you have threatened to leave, so I would change the channel, but the remote is too far away. I can see the little off switch, and the volume buttons, and for you my dear, the TV is no more, but you see, the remote is too far away. I’ve tried to reach farther, I’ve tried to stretch out my arm, but dear, every time, my hand grabs the popcorn instead.