Free Advice, and That’s What it’s Worth

Me: “Oh, so I see you hate black coffee like I do, next time order some cream”.

Them: Oh , that makes sence.”

Me: Don’t get so drunk every night and you won’t feel so bad in the morning like I do.”

Them: “Oh, I will have to try that”.

Me: “Get a real job and not some part time bullshit like me and you won’t be so fuckin broke all the time.”

Them: ” Oh right, I never have any money”.

Me: ” Quit smoking and your chest won’t hurt so much and you’ll be able to have sex longer and not have to stop to catch your breath”.

Them: ” Oh sure, I do get winded very easily”.

Me: “Why are you listening to any of my advice anyway, I cannot solve the same problems as you”.

Them: “Oh yeah, your right, this is bullshit”.