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You meet a person who happens to have the exact same problems that are plaguing your own life. You sit down with them over coffee. What advice do you give this person? Using dialogue only. $5 Prize. Mass tagging results in disqualification.
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Free Advice, and That’s What it’s Worth
Me: “Oh, so I see you hate black coffee like I do, next time order some cream”.
Them: Oh , that makes sence.”
Me: Don’t get so drunk every night and you won’t feel so bad in the morning like I do.”
Them: “Oh, I will have to try that”.
Me: “Get a real job and not some part time bullshit like me and you won’t be so fuckin broke all the time.”
Them: ” Oh right, I never have any money”.
Me: ” Quit smoking and your chest won’t hurt so much and you’ll be able to have sex longer and not have to stop to catch your breath”.
Them: ” Oh sure, I do get winded very easily”.
Me: “Why are you listening to any of my advice anyway, I cannot solve the same problems as you”.
Them: “Oh yeah, your right, this is bullshit”.