Tina

I have a relationship with a lady

that you won’t understand

Nothing in this world

Makes me feel the way she can

Since the first time I met her

I knew she was the one

Never questioning or judging me

Despite the things I’ve done

She doesn’t care that I’m ugly

Or that I use to be so fat

Infact,

She’s been incredible helpful with that

No matter what I’m going through

I know she’s always there

Like two peas in a pod

At first we made the perfect pair

She made me feel invincible

Now she attacks with psychological warfare

She fills my head with lies

But use to make my problems disappear

When she leaves me lonely

She makes me wish for death

She fills me with diabolical voices

Who scream madness in my head

But like I said before

And repeat but once again

No one understands unless they have seen

The hell that I’ve been in

And through torture so obscene

On the brink of insanity

Filled with anger, rage, and hate

Headed straight to my death

Or maybe a prison inmate.

But be that as it may

I love Tina most days of the week

But with every flick of my Bic

A divorce is what I truly seek

Tina’s far from beautiful

She’s nothing but a dirty little whore

But the second that she’s gone

I’d almost kill for just a tiny bit more

The thing you don’t know about Tina

She comes with one guarantee

For her to leave someone must die

And that someone will not be me

I refuse to keep choking on her lies

Even though I'm not afraid of death

The truth is that her name isn’t really Tina

Her name is Crystal