Behind New Pies - The Woh! :)
No one knows what it's like
To be the Batman
The going mad man
In my disguise
And no one knows what it's like
To be painted
To be to be weighted and eating only pies
But my cupboards aren’t as empty
As my pantry seems to be
I have flowers, growing for me
My love says ‘venga’
And Christmas Trees
No one knows what it’s like
To feel these tree things
Like I do and I use glue!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my painted woe
Can show through
But my cupboards are full of plenty
And I love my Christmas Tree
I have flowers , lovely flowers
My love says ‘venga’
And Christmas Trees
When my butt clenches, my mouth opens
Don’t let me use it and be a fool
When I smile, tell me some fake news
Before I laugh and blow off my cool
And if I wallow in anything evil
Put your fingers in my coat
And if I whimper give me a hanky
Take me out, let me sail your boat
No one knows what it's like
To be the Batman
To be the fat man
Behind meat pies