fin:

Don’t sleep with me you will surely regret it.

Don’t: no matter how much your boner begs you to.

Keep your distance from me.

It may just save your life,

Please save me some dessert, I’m sorry I am late, but I am on my way

BE CAREFUL TO NOT CRASH THE CAR, BECAUSE I DON’T THINK WE CAN AFFORD TO FIX IT

Donna wrote me from California to tell me about the beautiful letter

(that I sent her on her wedding)

The weather in California is beautiful this time of year.

Tell the dogs to stop barking, and that I’m coming home soon.

I know they miss me, and I hope they will forgive me for my extended departure.

I am truly sorry for the drama I have caused with my emotions.

I hope you may too soon forgive me.

There is nothing that comforts me more than to see your face.

There is love enough in your face for the whole world.

Remember that loss every time you frown.

My fondest addition to this family was you, I’m sorry I forgot.

All my love and adoration for the rest of my days,

Tim.