Challenge
One-Handed Sentences
"In my opinion, you look jumpy."
This sentence can be typed entirely with the right hand, without moving it out of position on your keyboard. Can you type a longer (or funnier) sentence with one hand, without moving your fingers across the invisible center line?
Left-hand characters: 12345$ qwert asdfg zxcvb
Right-hand characters: 67890 () yuiop hjkl;' nm,.?
This is a highly technical challenge ;) Good luck!
In order to reach the 15-word minimum, feel free to type "cats" (a left-handed word) or "puppy" (a right-handed word)!
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Left and Right
Left Hand:
After sweet watercress stew
Taste greater beers
Eat crab bread at bed
Tear dresses as wafers
Caress sweated breasts
Egg greets Dad
Feed bastard babe
Right Hand:
Plop no kin, no puppy in my pool, you hunk o’ junk; plunk no monk, no nymph in my kiln, you puny, oily loon.