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Quotidian Instructions and Impassioned Interjections

Good morning, lubby!

How was your sweepy sweep?

Let's go potty.

Don't run in the house or you'll be sorry!

No!

Who's a good boy, being calm?

You hungry? Want some of mom's?

Sit down and I'll get you num nums.

Don't pee on that- it's bronze!

No!

My lubs you soooooo much!

Be careful <blows on food> it's hot to the touch. You chew it good and such.

Don't swallow your food whole! Enough!

No!

Can I get five minutes to myself, pray?

You play.

Be good today.

Put your business away!

No!

You wanna go outside, chappie?

<oof> Why must <argh> you climb me?

Ok it's time for a nappy.

Get in this house before I get angry!

Now!

You reek like death. Really?

You are filthy.

I said <grunt> it's <huffing> bathtime, silly.

Don't splash me!

No!

Who's a cutie boy? Blissful.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh. <willful>

It's quiet time- peaceful.

We don't lick people!

No!

Let's go outside again, grouchy.

Oh! Bees! Run, before they catch ye!

Did you get an ouchie?

Don't eat that! Nasty!

No!

Do you need to do a poop poop?