Quotidian Instructions and Impassioned Interjections
Good morning, lubby!
How was your sweepy sweep?
Let's go potty.
Don't run in the house or you'll be sorry!
Who's a good boy, being calm?
You hungry? Want some of mom's?
Sit down and I'll get you num nums.
Don't pee on that- it's bronze!
My lubs you soooooo much!
Be careful <blows on food> it's hot to the touch. You chew it good and such.
Don't swallow your food whole! Enough!
Can I get five minutes to myself, pray?
Be good today.
Put your business away!
You wanna go outside, chappie?
<oof> Why must <argh> you climb me?
Ok it's time for a nappy.
Get in this house before I get angry!
You reek like death. Really?
You are filthy.
I said <grunt> it's <huffing> bathtime, silly.
Don't splash me!
Who's a cutie boy? Blissful.
It's quiet time- peaceful.
We don't lick people!
Let's go outside again, grouchy.
Oh! Bees! Run, before they catch ye!
Did you get an ouchie?
Don't eat that! Nasty!
Do you need to do a poop poop?
<my voice on an endless loop>