A wedding announcement.

This wedding annoucement was submitted to the newspaper I work at:

"We the parents of Imran Hussain and Desiree Chatham would like to inform you with great uneasiness that Imran and Desiree have decided to tie the knot on November 10th, even after repeated attempts by both families to break them apart. Their love remains steadfast and their decision making skills, poor.

The wedding will not be held at a religious place as etiquette suggests, but at some boho-hippie lounge. The dress code is casual, but both families implore the guests to dress in formal cocktail attire in order to sabotage this wedding. They don't want presents, but please bring many extravagant ones as the parents can take them home. Food will not be served. Eat at home losers.

See you then you shameless twats."