Next Time

In a future life I will be

a tech wizard of dubious morals, and

I will focus my industry to

create an eastern European

botnet,

for the sole purpose of launching

denial-of-service attacks against

home sites of spammers behind this

infestation,

not so much because I must scroll

so far to find the real writes

(which I do anyway,

cuz yinz are worth it)

but because they try to tempt me

to their illicit streaming with

Cats,

and I know goddamn well

when I've been insulted.