sad thief boy (aka my favorite series described badly)
~book 1~
sad thief boy is locked up.
whoa, he gets to go on an adventure!
the big guy is really intimidating
the older one is an ass
the younger one is too nice
the old guy is just cranky
and they all like to beat him.
he really doesn't like riding horses
he goes into a temple
steals gems from dead bois
and hallucinates gods
he gets out
and gets stabbed
oops
the evil queen wants to frick him
but he friendzones her
even while deathly injured
then he escapes
with the young one
and the old guy
surprise!
he's not a peasant thief
~book 2~
thief boy makes a bad choice
he sneaks into the evil queen's castle
she catches him
and cuts his hand off
oops
he almost dies
but he doesn't!
he becomes a hermit
for half a year
while he realizes
he is in love with the evil lady
so he marries her
even though she hates him
yikes
~book 3~
he's having trouble being king
no one takes him seriously
so he gets drunk
and jumps on the roof
the god lady is mad at him
and then he gets stabbed
again
he's gotta get better
and then people respect him
yay
~books 4/5~
don't matter
~book 6~
coming soon