I think it’s funny (in the most loving way)...

#streamOFconsciousness #comedy #opinion #jokes #life

I think it’s funny that I used to believe in the biblical God, and that he-- through Jesus, made it against the rules/law to sing at a dinner table; picture bibles I didn’t really read and a Dad who hadn’t explained why it was a rule-- it just was... like God.

I think it’s funny that I used to think that Aerosmith sung a song called, “Fork Display.” My family thought it was funny too, when they caught me singing it across a parking lot on our way to a buffet; I learned the meaning of, “I stand corrected.”

I think it’s funny that I still sometimes catch myself looking down at my stool and thinking, ”that was a good poop!”

I think it’s funny when I pull up my pants and some how miss my undies... and then there’s tbis debate about how to go about the pulling them back up.. Do I reach in there and pull them up, or do I pull my pants back down and start fresh?

I think it’s funny when I think about “pollen season” as “plant sperm season”...

I think it’s funny when I and a wild animal lock eyes in mutual frozen debate about the consequences of our moving. I don’t want them to run away from me, I want to observe them more...

I think it’s funny when I tell a wild animal, "It’s just me,” like we know each other, and then add, "carry on, carry on” like it was waiting for my permission to go about its business.

I think it’s funny when a mattress announces my movement to whoever/whatever might be listening. I think it’s even funnier that I sometimes think someone/something is listening to me sleep...

I think it’s funny I kept my Grandpa's "This is my happy place" throw pillow he used to keep bungie-chorded to the seat back of his scooter for more comfort and support.. Mostly I think it's funny because I was the one who helped him pick out and test out the pillow for purchase... and we both forgot to remove it from its test place to be scanned for purchase... so... technically it's a stolen pillow and I managed(unintentionally) to make a thief out of him before he passed. And yes, he rode that pillow in and out of that store for months before he took that passage out of the physical world.

I think a lot of things are funny... most of them I felt compelled not to include here. xD

another_proser