I’m Amazed By You

Yes, you read that right!

I'm AMAAAAAZED by you

AGHAAAAST at you

ENTHRAAAALLED by your ability

to make it about you

I DIDN'T LIKE THE MOVIE!

How sad for you.

THE SCIENCE DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!

That's why it's a movie.

I HAVE A DEGREE AND I KNOW!

He strikes, again!

MY FRIEND HAS LOST HER JOB!

How terrible for her.

I WISH SHE WORKED WITH ME!

How kind thoughted of you.

MY JOB HAS GREAT COMPENSATION!

Another one bites the dust!

TODAY'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday to her.

HAVE YOU ALL TOLD HER SO?

I just did.

I TOLD HER THIS MORNING, AND IT WAS THE BEST!

How are you doing this?

DID YOU BRING THE ROAST TO THE POTLUCK?

Yes, I hope you liked it.

I BROUGHT THE CHEESE TRAY!

Well, thank you for doing that.

I PAID $50 FOR IT!

Why the fuck would you feel proud of that?

HOW'S YOUR DIET GOING?

Well, thank you for asking.

YOU KNOW I LOST MORE WEIGHT BY DOIN-

No!

Nope!

You're done!

It's over!

This is the end of this poem.

I'm, like, really pissed off at you, right now.

Just shut up.

I'm done.