Funny Harry Potter comments
1) Dumbledore- Draco and Potter are cute. I’ll put them in a boat.
Draco Malfoy- You’ll put us in a what Professor ?
Dumbledore- A boat. Isn’t that what young people say when they think two people would make a good couple!
Harry Potter- You mean a ship.
Dumbledore - Oh yah!!
Harry and Draco- Bro Thats Gay!!!!
2) Snape- Headmaster, I’am afraid the dark lord has returned.
Dumbledore- Are you Sirious?!!
Snape- No I am Severous
Sirious- *mouths to Snape* I AM HIS FAVORITE
3)Harry- You’re white?
Sirious- No I’am Black
Harry- You’re kidding?
Sirious- I am Sirious