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Genie
Your friend calls you up and tells you to meet them at their house. They say they found a magic lamp and they have three wishes. You meet the genie and it's undisputably a being of magic. Your friend then precedes to wish for a new pair of shoes, an iPhone, and some hair ties. The lamp disappears once they have completed their job. What is your reaction?
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shock

Mouth agape. I stare at the embodiment of foolishness.

Minutes pass by.

Will I die from shock?

"You can have a hair tie," proceeds the fool.

Mouth ajar. A fly could rest on my tongue and my shock would not dissolve.

"Oh crap, I should have asked you what you want," the fool goes on. Endless chattering spews from the empty mind and I wail.

"AHH, what is that sound you are making?" of course no fool would understand.

"It is the sound of agony of the loss of a golden opportunity, " I utter looking into the distance, "We can no longer be friends."

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