Daily Aliment

I wanted you to know that I grew a third elbow

And my big toe fell off and was eaten by a bird

This really got to be some new kind of low

My vision’s become all spotty and blurred

Maybe tomorrow I’ll  finally go see the doc

But first I wanted to share all this with you

For our daily surgery and ailment talk

Now I’m off to check on Ed - he’s got the flu.