Pan-Damned-Mic
Oh my God, we are demanded to stay in the house.
Oh wait, I'm allowed to rest a bit and watch "The Price Is Right".
Oh shit, we were forced to leave our jobs.
Oh but cool, you can get paid this time for a voluntary leave of your job.
Oh man, we can't go to any concerts or events.
Oh Okay, you can stream them now, and record them on DVR.
OMG, stay away from everyone,
you know "Dress Right Dress" them, as they say in the arm forces.
Oh yeah, wash everything you touch and throw away the evidence.
Oh hell, it's to clean up America to start our "New-New".
Oh sure, it was put here by someone that wants to rule the world.
Oh and that mean, EVERY MAN, WOMAN, BOY, AND GIRL!!!!
Oh, you see it was probably put here to rid the over-population of certain races.
Oh maybe, to even out the odds and single out some faces.
Oh well, for whatever reason this EVIL disease arrived,
keep in mind the plan was to only leave a selected few alive.
Oh and don't forget to watch the news, only to see our country fade away.
Oh God, please make this Pandemic stop, please make it stop today!