100% team cat

WARNING: may be offensive to dog lovers and owners.

I am a cat person.

Cats take care of themselves.

Cats eat from their bowls when they are hungry and save the rest for later, so you can leave them enough food for a weekend, and they will be just fine when you come back.

They don’t need to be walked or taken out to poop or pee.

They are clean, and you never need to cut their hair.

They may claw a few things, but think about how much more dogs destroy.

Cats snuggle and play games.

You can teach some of them to play fetch(just depends on its personality).

Dogs demolish everything.

Dogs are stinky.

Dogs need to go on walks.

They need to be taken outside to pee and poop.

They need to get their hair cut.

They need to be washed.

They eat all their food in one sitting.

Cats and dogs have different personalities. While dog owners say dogs are loyal, I believe they are needy.

While dog owners say cats are antisocial or distant, I believe they are just self sufficient and they know what they want and when they want it.

Cats are less dangerous.

Even the little tiny ankle biter dogs are more dangerous than cats.

Those are a few of the reasons I am a cat person.