They’ll just kill us ;-;

Me: One deep cut to my neck, and I will bleed out.

Alien: Your point?

Me: Humans are easy to kill...

Alien: So why should I spare you???

Me: Because I’m a weak little creature...you must show mercy to me...

Alien: But don’t you kill your own animals? What’s the difference if I kill you?

Me: Well, my species is intelligent.

Alien: So why are you so easy to kill again?

Me: Body wise, we are strong with tools.

Alien: oh, well thanks for the tip, I’ll let your plan backfire.

Me: What-

*Cuts Neck*