Tips On Being Human
For the aliens among us =)
They’ll just kill us ;-;
Me: One deep cut to my neck, and I will bleed out.
Alien: Your point?
Me: Humans are easy to kill...
Alien: So why should I spare you???
Me: Because I’m a weak little creature...you must show mercy to me...
Alien: But don’t you kill your own animals? What’s the difference if I kill you?
Me: Well, my species is intelligent.
Alien: So why are you so easy to kill again?
Me: Body wise, we are strong with tools.
Alien: oh, well thanks for the tip, I’ll let your plan backfire.