5 to 1
Ahem. It’s always on my mind. There’s something about it, something so captivating. I often wonder at what point in time will I ever lose the desire to experience the pleasures of sex. I imagine myself being past the average age of someone when they usually have their highest libido, and still would would have the same craving to have orgasms. It would not be inaccurate if I said that I have experienced almost all the things I wanted to sexually. I won’t say I have experienced everything there is to experience, but for the things that I am into, I could be contented. I have been inappropriately mishandled by a couple women assigned to watch me when I was a child. But to be honest, I don’t despise them at all. I feel like this is what I would’ve wanted if I could have a say on what I wanted at that age. I credit them for they have given me a headstart. I was ahead of the game compared to all my elementary classmates. I was quite relentless when it came to girls when I was at the age. Also, being led by one of those women to my dad’s stash of dirty movies gave me an endless source of tutorial material. Safe to say I’ve had my share of virgins. I’ve been quite the teacher and I’ve showed them things that if they so chose to perform them on their husbands now, I should be receiving a thank you note from their male partner. I’m a guy that compares sex to a sport. Not just any sport but specifically American football. Not because I’m rough or violent, although at request I can be. I’m very versatile and well-versed. But see, sex with me is comparable to the sport mentioned above because of the amount of different positions they require play it. That’s the similarity of having sex with me to that sport. The minimum amount of positions they should expect during sex with me. At least 7 or more. I’m a nasty, freaky, and kinky sexual partner but never creepy. And to top that off, I’m generous. As the title reads 5 to 1, it refers to the ratio of orgasms I aim to achieve during a lady’s time with me. The higher the ratio the better of course to the woman’s advantage. I specifically do Keagle exercises at red lights because that is how important it is for me for the woman to leave satisfied and to always come back wanting more. I have never had any complaints yet except the complaints I have by me. I’ve had a dry spell lately. With barely having any social interaction, I am not so easily able to charm my way into many women’s hearts. But I still manage to do so online and I believe I am still quite the Casanova but the only differences is the experience of being non-contact with a partner. I don’t hate it much. Matter of fact I don’t hate it at all. I’m quite an exhibitionist so it’s just given me a chance to explore this side of sex and allowed me to spread my wings long enough to discover that I have quite a strong persuasiveness. So no matter what obstacle life might want to throw at me, i’ll always find a way to indulge and relieve my urges. But until the time I can be with someone in the flesh once again, someone out there is just waiting to get their toes sucked, to use my face as a seat, and to have their salad tossed coz a man's gotta eat.