Goteeeem

As the guest motivational speaker is giving a speech about the qualifications required to be accepted into a prestigious university, he proceeds to drop names of influential people who have attended and graduated from this special place. Meanwhile, I couldn’t care less because I’ve already made up my mind on attending a less prestigious less expensive college.

Out of nowhere one of the teachers who I’ve always found obnoxious starts asking me why I’m not striving to get into this elite educational provider.

He says in condescending tone, “Are you not listening to the speaker talk about this great university? Did you even hear the list of incredible people that this place has produced?”

I respond to him, “I’m sorry... Who?”

He sighs loudly and begins to tell me. He goes, “Well first, the famous Mister”

Before he could finish the sentence I’ve continued mine with one word. I said, ”Cares?”

He was flabbergasted.