Nicknack

You are like fabric knotted together to hold up a shirt.

Pragmatic.

Clean, perky lines smiling across the throat.

Classically original.

A demeanor that compliments those it meets & captivates the attention it boldly attracts.

Unexpected.

A rakish addition to an otherwise dull silhouette. Strategic placement of a polished and meticulously selected accent.

Upgraded.

Initial inspiration & satisfying closure.

Intimidatingly tempting & childishly mature.

Ironic.

A staple, swanky enough to cause envy in the eyes of onlookers.

Paramount.

Luckily, I watch your immaculate appetence & relish with enjoyment.

Analogous.