3 original giggles, at least

I was trying to rinse a whole sinkful of dishes. We have a fancy “stem-like” faucet. I was moving a plate around and consequently bumped this handle, shutting the water off. “Hey! … (wth?)”

I am feeling lepton, like a small matter, easily influenced. (Original - good, eh?!)

I like my hands. I can always count on them. (probably not original, but I love this one.)

Does wan rhyme with dan?

Does wan rhyme with don?

Does wan rhyme with want?

I never can remember which, but I’m sure it rhymes with wan ... (of them).