Kanye and Taylor Dinner Date

Kanye:  Yo...it's your boy Yeezy.

Taylor:  I know, Kanye...I am aware of who you are since you came up on stage that one time.

Kanye:  Listen, I am going to let you eat but I need to say something. This filet mignon is the greatest of all time. (drops fork)

Taylor: *stunned silence*

Kanye: Did you know that President Bush doesn't like black people?

Taylor: Listen, you can be whatever you want to be in life...don't let the haters get you down.  If they are hatin' you just need to shake it off.

Kanye: I made you famous.

Taylor:  People are always going to try to take credit for my fame but those around me, who love me unconditionally, know that I've gotten what I deserve by working so hard.  You see Selena Gomez over at that other table looking at me and crying right now?  She knows.  Wait...Is she eating with Justin?

Kanye:  yak, yak...you going to cover the cost of this meal?  I'm 53 million in debt and can't pay for it.  If you won't, I'm going to hit up Mark Zuckerberg to invest in me and this meal.

Taylor: I just gave 250k to Kesha for her court cost so I am tapped. I won't get paid until I make another song about how hard teen life is even though I'm 26.

Kanye:  Word...I'll call Larry Page too then...I don't care which billionaire helps me out.  Peace.

Taylor: Well, this check has a blank space...so I'll write your name.