Write a piece with exactly 100 syllables.*
*Bonus points if every tenth syllable rhymes.
Just say “NO” to ‘the most likes’
I considered going round on my trikes,
But decided on riding on my bikes.
I rode along on many busy pikes.
I saw a kid with thumbs in dual dikes.
I tell Prose people to go take the hikes
When they say I must garner 'the most likes'.
(That gives me a swift kick in all my psychs.
I want their bikes to ride over some spikes.)
I contemplate hollering o’er the mikes
‘Likes’ are unfair, so we'll all go on strikes.