Welcome to America.

Greetings there, family and friends.

Come on down to the deep end.

I'm here to welcome you,

Into our great nation.

I'm just a guide to help you out,

On your vacation.

Melting pot of cultures,

Anti-destruction structures,

Living the suburbs just to stem more literature.

Abanon news, mostly obtuse.

Only use is fliping fuse, just focus on your own dues.

Changing hues, learning cues.

"What do you think of the debate?"

"Sorry, I don't read the news."

Things to do, nothing's few.

Brand new shoes, scared to use.

Comes in twos? Prepare abuse.

Get those girls, you looking cute.

Have your fun, you won't be done.

Meet new dudes, or beat them too.

Whatever it is, whatever you want,

It's the land of the free.

(Condoms are tax free.) But!

Before you leave the airport,

There's some questions here at the door,

Careful how you answer there,

I think you need some support.

....

So you're not straight, cis, Christian and Caucasian.

Let me switch up my advice,

Grab a drink and add some ice.

Listen carefully or you will see the ICE.

The country of the free,

Learn to beg and plead.

The country of the free,

The greed will start to seep.

To country of the free,

Feel ashamed to sleep.

The country of the free,

Guilt is yours to keep.

Crimes are fine, you won't get fined (you'll just die),

It's free for all, all you can dine.

First to shine, first to sign,

First to sigh, first to reisgn.

Profit over human lives,

But first to post on black lives.

Matter's undestroyable,

Your cooperation's descipable.

Burned with flames,

You won't change.

Heinous things just for a dime,

Whatever happened to "choose kind".

Yeah, I'd drop my suitcase and dip too.