Challenge
Humor poem
I only want poems and that too funny. So Funny and Poem that's the condition. Tag me in the comments and well have fun ;)
Gal Beating Odds! ... (bested by gods)
There once was a gal named Maxine.
She wanted to get a vaccine.
She worked very hard
to fill her "shot" card
by phoning to check out the scene.
She hoped her chance would be fallin’
To become a stat so gallin’.
But fate played a trick.
She DIDN’T get sick.
(Wait ’til you hear what’s befallen...)
She felt that her shot was first-rate,
Got into her car with her mate.
She was not a stat
For virus, at that.
A car wreck instead sealed her fate.
Before you get all in a snit,
If some fearsome nerve has been hit
At this bad surprise,
Her hapless demise,
Then blame gods for plying their wit.
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