An Acrostically Alliterative Abomination.

Lengthy ’literations lacking limits lick lost logic. Lamenting laughs learn lethargy

On honestly odious offering. Observe ostentation, omitting origins of opulence!

Not knowing nearly ’nough nuzzling noses nuerotically needing nonsense,

Garishly garbing gurrality grabs guarded gawkers, grumbling glorification.

Erstwhile, earnestly eager ellucidators explain enlightened exactitude;

Silly stenographer! Such simpering sass, stringing solitarily senseless successions,

Tallying tripe, trying to top true triumph, to trick terrific test? Typical teasing typist.

Albeit ashamed, author avoids accusations, as anyway, arbitrary answers abound, and

Longest looms limitlessly, languishing lividly laborious language-laxing lessons.

Lillipution linguistics look liberally less loathesome, leastways lined loftily

In increasingly impudent invitations inciting irascible ire. Inspect, if inclined,

The therapeutic thoughtlessness, the theatrical thanklessness, the thromboplastic theme.

Else, every elegantly elephantine entry emphatically emphasizes executive expertise. Even

Realists risk rather rambunctious writing, requiring resplendently redundant repertiores

After arduous attempts abandon amusement, abjectly accentuating aliterative altercations.

Trepidation tossed, typist turgidity titillates, tipping trusty tongue-twisters tumultuously

In invigoratingly intricate interminglings. Insolently, I infer idolatry in implications

Of overt obeisance on ombudsmen, obliquely obfuscating obligatory obsequiousness.

Never nearing nirvana, nongermane natterboxing nags neverendingly. Needs nuance.

Who here hears heinously hollow hubris harbingering harmonically horrendous hells?

Indubitably, I incur intelligent inquiries inevitably identify invariable idiocy in insipidly

Nugatory, nonsensical nourishment. Nevertheless, knowing nods navigate notoriety.

Surely shameless showiness shields shaky shilling? Shall shorthand shelter shambles!?