In this case, I hope everyone knows what a Limerick is. The more humorous the better. The more awful the better. If you have more than one, better still. I hope we can make each other laugh. As always, I'll read them all and then decide on the winner.
The Unsung Sustentacular
There once was a limerick oracular
With passingly striking vernacular.
It tried to be swank
As a minted lamb shank,
But sadly fell short of spectacular.