Courtship (150 words or less)
Anything goes; poetry or prose, fiction or non-fiction, dirty or innocent. If you've never been on a prospective mate-getting venture don't fret, just imagine! ... Or start writing about a sailing magistrate instead...
Birds are logical-
It's funny how the men comb back their hair and make sure there's no ketchup on their shirts.
It's funny how the women paint up their faces in pinks and reds and squeeze into the tightest shoes.
All birds do is fluff up their feathers.