White christmas means...
global warming stopped!!! Did you hear!? No more worrying about rising sea levels, spreading deserts, famine, war and pestilance. A white christmas, indeed! Snow will fall again, but not too much and not in tbe wrong places. All as it should be. Ideal climate for getting fat and worry about weight loss.
Oh. If only tbe scientists just admit that they made some terrible miscalculation. It wont be the first time. Really, its math. Totally understandable.
Well have the world that everyone hopes for. And not what we have.
see, i hate snow! I cant bare the pain in my knuckles as the ice cuts into me. I cant stand tbe sight of the snow, after a few days, when it filthy gray and brown. Mud puddles lurking , hidden, just for you to step into.
Realism sucks. So does escapism. All that plastic decore, that massive indiscrimenant waste. The collateral damage of celebrating desperately.
Here in china, people dont know anything really about the holiday and what it stands for, but they know what it really STANDS for. Shops decorate as early as september. And you hear the songs stuck on a loop in walmart. I just feel bad for the store keepers, that need to hear "jingle bells"". Non stop.
A white, work free, and WORRY free christmass. Is what i wish and hope for.
Ok, fine with a bit of snow for the kids. Hope they dont get a cold..