Five utterly fantastic, easy and entirely possible tips for weight loss
1. Move to the moon, of course. You will instantly be six times lighter!
2. Change the gravitational pull of the earth. It’s easy, some measly supernatural power is all you need.
3. Transform into a small animal. Like a squirrel or rabbit. You can lose weight and look adorable, too!
4. Go skydiving for eternity. If you never stop falling, you will literally be weightless forever!
5. And of course there is the old classic, transform the very structure of your body. Turn your bones to feather, your flesh to wind. Who needs to be a solid form, anyway?