Challenge
Verbally vanquish thine enemies.
What you should've said to that (those?) villainous scumbag(s) who wronged you. Make it as ridiculous as possible. Preferably in rhyme, but as always, the rules are bendable.
Oh thou wretched
thy bismirch my smearchables
Bring forth my ire , i curse thee thusLY
May your camal have the better notion,
May your sheep require lotion,
May your son come with a tick
May your fish demise of Ich,
May your wife, thy cellphone fling,
May your field, with landing rings,
May your shoe be filled with carp,
Hence to step with, on the trap,
May your grave they dig to moist,
May in shame, they'll roll, not hoist.
May the camel then return ,
And on gravrstone spit with scorn,
May your days be bitter , cold
May all misfortune to thee unfold!!
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