eat it

Oh ye of very little common wit

who proudly displayest thine ignorance,

over whom the untold wealth of wisdom

passeth as the shorebird o'er endless seas.

Be'est thou sated by such dearth as this?

For even gentle breezes doth confuse,

and produce questions that one need not ask.

Despite thine vacuousness thy voice rang,

and marred mine ears irrecoverab'ly.

such insult I hath ne'er experienced

yet not at thine words, which bore feather-weight,

but for the impetuous gallantry

which a being such as this canst deserve.

Oh ye darling of very little worth.

Departst hence before your ass gets hurt.