Challenge
Verbally vanquish thine enemies.
What you should've said to that (those?) villainous scumbag(s) who wronged you. Make it as ridiculous as possible. Preferably in rhyme, but as always, the rules are bendable.
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Oh ye of very little common wit
who proudly displayest thine ignorance,
over whom the untold wealth of wisdom
passeth as the shorebird o'er endless seas.
Be'est thou sated by such dearth as this?
For even gentle breezes doth confuse,
and produce questions that one need not ask.
Despite thine vacuousness thy voice rang,
and marred mine ears irrecoverab'ly.
such insult I hath ne'er experienced
yet not at thine words, which bore feather-weight,
but for the impetuous gallantry
which a being such as this canst deserve.
Oh ye darling of very little worth.
Departst hence before your ass gets hurt.
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