Fellow pacifists, militants, humanitarians and nihlists! In the last week i have lost one member of two different pairs of socks. I know one of you is Responsible for this and i am willing to forgive and forget, as long as you send them back. Getting socks for my size is not easy, so have a heart. As for the other 'random topics' circulating in this challenge section, i just want to kowtow in worship. As usual, choose one, some, all or none of the topics. If you are a 5th dimentional entity, you've already compeleted this, so just transpose that into two dimentional script, please. Topics are: 1) Baracudas in Rangoon. 2) Ugly truths about the accordion biz. 3) Describe in detail your plans to put the jinni back in the thermos. 4) The magestic flight of swans signalled the end of oobleck season. 5) Write a limmrick about coconut flake donuts. 6) Almond joy™ or Bounty™? 7) The contents of Tycho Brahe's pockets. 8) How to make small holes in seashells. 9) Polkadots and beer. 10) What I talk about, when I talk about Haruki Murakami's 'what I talk about, when I talk about running'. If you feel you must, you may also rant about Russia/Ukraine, global warming, obesity, corruption, printers, phone service providers, covid, salmonella, star trek, or the weather, but not sports!!