Tender the tree

There once was a tree named Tender. Tender was a very odd tree, it's leafs were rain bow and it's trunk has twists and turns, zig zags and curves. He lived in a very mellow forest with its tree family, Timmy, Jerold, Quakers, and old Nana. Tenders life was fine until a very bad problem happens. Two people named Joe and Welt(don't judge)came around. Now Joe was a strong man with a very long purple beard. And Welt was a short and chubby women with a habit of farting all the time. She has an extra toe on each foot and she's like those people in Wall-E. So um back to the story, Joe came to Tenders area like thing and he has a long piece of... GRANDPA PATTY!!!!!!!!

"Sniff" with a "sniff" shiny thing at the end. Now Joe is right in front of me. "Hey Welt. What kind of tree is this? Oh well, I'll just DESTROY IT!!!! YA IM GONNA HIT SOME STUFF!!!!" That was the saddest day ever... It was the day tender died.