A night with my Lady - Jared M. Stein

Her body glistens in the light

I urge to play with her all night

I pick her up and hold her steady

Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck

Just touching her makes me euphoric

Across her body, my right hand goes

I've been practicing, believe me, it shows.

Her body glistens in the light

I urge to play with her all night.

I pick her up and hold her steady,

Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

Another deep breath, the tension mounts.

Have to stay focused, every moment counts.

I am ready; let's get movin'.

Here it goes, we both start groovin'.

Her body glistens in the light.

I urge to play with her all night.

I pick her up and hold her steady,

Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I start out slow to get in the swing.

As I do, she starts to sing.

The sounds and feelings grow more immense.

The movements become more intense.

Her body glistens in the light.

I urge to play with her all night.

I pick her up and hold her steady.

Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

She screams and screams, while I am gropin'.

My heart stops as I see the door open.

My mom walks in and with a frown

Says, "Your guitar is too loud, please turn it down."

(This is one of my favorite misleading "love" poems, hope you guys enjoyed it!)

All credit goes to: Jared M. Stein