DO NOT TAKE ORALLY
Many women, about me, do concur:
Serious gastric disturbances will occur.
The ones who persevere destinal, say dross
From me gives intestinal chaos...
...stuck in their gut.
Proton pump inhibitors
Allow all my paramours,
Relaxation and peristalsis
Until they realize that's all there is...
...stuck in a rut.
Epiphany comes after the fact
Ipso facto in the GI tract
When bilious regret sees greener hills
Beyond premature fluorescing spills...
...obstruct it shut.
Rolaids, Tums best all latex
In pursuit of safe, eupeptic sex;
When placing protection 'round points of contact,
Adults take two, twice a day, exact...
...and nothing but.
Fetished, recreational substitutes
Not lost on vocational prostitutes
Who know how to buffer their gastric mucosa
From tantric acidophilic ambrosia...
Sometimes I pine for the good ol' days
When the only act was the good ol' way.
The catalog of ways and clever creations
That that do not result in procreation
...so cover your butt.