Challenge
"Misery" loves company, so write something featuring a pig.
Fiction or non fiction, poetry or prose. morbid or jovial, racey or clean. Write anything featuring a swine of some description. Any breed of domestic pig will be acceptable, anything from Berkshire to Duroc. even teacup varieties. warthogs are a stretch, but if you must you must.
Blame the Pig
I feel bad
Bbq sauce
Dripping down my face
I try and try not to smile
It delicious
Blame the Pig
Or
Auntie Mae's grilling skills
I feel bad
Damn blueberry maple link
Winking at me
Adorning my perfect
Poached egg
Blame the Pig
Rolling in mudd
Or
Rolled in a crusty blanket
Oink!
Curly tailed Temptress!
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