Challenge
"Misery" loves company, so write something featuring a pig.
Fiction or non fiction, poetry or prose. morbid or jovial, racey or clean. Write anything featuring a swine of some description. Any breed of domestic pig will be acceptable, anything from Berkshire to Duroc. even teacup varieties. warthogs are a stretch, but if you must you must.
The Swine Of 35th Avenue
Slobbering fool, a glutton,
A pig by any other name,
He begs unsuspecting samaritans;
For food and money, which they part with,
Once he is done for the day,
Into a professional suit he changes,
With a private car waiting,
He goes back to his mansion,
In upstate New York,
He is neither poor nor starved,
But, a miser who can't part with his wallet,
And has nothing but greed in his heart.
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