Bit Money for Lunch and bit Coins for a Snack
Since all our currency already had dead presidents on the, there is no sense going that route, and the same hold true of out coins other than Sacagawea, who was minted on a gold dollar back in 2000.
So why not women? There has already been talk of Harriet Tubman replacing Andy Jackson on the face of the twenty, and this alone would be historic.
So here are my choices:
Dollar Bill: Martha Washington
Two Dollar Bill: Calamity Jane
Five Dollar Bill: Agatha Christie
Ten Dollar Bill: Eleanor Roosevelt
Twenty Dollat Bill: Harriet Tubman
Fifty Dollar Bill: Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy
Hundred Dollar Bill: Helen Keller
I would go higher but the $500, $1,000, and $10,000-dollar bills saw their last printing in 1946.
Coin wise, they could remain the same. Engraving coins is more expensive than printing money. 5.4 cents for printing money. 10.7 cents for coins.)
... and this brings me to the real question at hand ... the name of my bit coin scam, swindle, or fraud, take your pick.
"Bit O' Coin."
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, act now without delay to have your very own 'Bit O' Coin'! It looks like, tastes like, and smells like Bit-O-Honey! Be the first in your neighborhood to have a coin you can feed on and never go hungry again. Supplies are limited. Due to the intense demand, these coins have no refund extended. First come, first served. Credit card only. Special price if you act today: one bit coin for $49.99, ten for $459, or one hundred for $46,500. This offer expires in twenty-four minutes.
(All coins have been pre-tested and bit into.)
The clock is ticking Hurry!