WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT
BEWARE! The following are risk for approaching this little lump of cotton:
Bilingual eXpResSiOnS: you might be bombarded with culturally different reference and words, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (directly translated).
Thoughts are most of the time, OCCUPIED: Just a sec, I keep getting distracted, forgot what I'm supposed to say. (Edited 47+ times)
Pessimism to its finest with a little douse of sunshine: you might be one day talking to a positive pessimist.
Still a little lump of cotton (was told I'm a sadist(?))—soft and fluffy: CAREFUL, you might inhale something. It won't be good for your health in a long run.
Didn't see some walls? Me neither: Why're you there though? Come closer?
You'll become an emotional trash dump—also randomly ruins your day during the time when this cotton's in a rainy mood: Don't be close enough, stay there.
Living contradiction: ...not really!
YOU MAY NOW PROCEED WITH CAUTION!