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Random Topics: insultingly inferior poser edition no. 55
Here we are again, compelled by all the indomitable mimicry-impetus of a chameleonic lifeform in a particularly startled pupal stage of development, to borrow from the stylish ideas of our overmind; the greateptional, estimabulous and masterific @batmaninwuhan.... Shamelessly and with great audacity we doth borrow the ideas of his unparalleled genius to create this squalidly putrid set of imposter randoms. If you do choose to partake in this paltry imitation (have you no shame?!?) your instructions are as follows: pick one, some, all or none of the presented topics (and do whatever you wish with them, if it doesn't go without saying).......: 1) "bull's pizzle" and other Shakespearean insults, appropriately applied in the modern day workplace. 2) cannibalistic hamsters. 3) the contents of Geoffrey Chaucer's pockets. 4) carefully laid plans for the rehabilitation of your tunica albuginea injury. 5) problematic interpretations of anarchistic doctrines as applied to the average spider monkey parade. 6) thylacines vs euplerids. 7) a wee bit of excruciating migraine. 8) the tertiary anomaly of the Bermuda quadrangle. 9) reading material, and other highly educated fabrics. 10) acrostic alliteration 11) the quest to discover the question. -----~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well that's that. Have it it!! Or don't. Up to you.--------( Ful wys is he that kan hymselven knowe!!!)
Acrostic Alliteration
Acrostic
Alliteration means every line
Adds to the unending fall of
An
Answer you didn't want to
Ask but couldn't resist,
A last effort to make
A sound that might be heard, but every
Answering cry is silence
And in the end, what
Are you left with, but
Aaaaaaaaaaaa—?
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