I was speaking to one of my friends on the way home from church and told them I would call them back once I put the kids down.
7: Mom, are you going to kill us?
Me: NO!!! Why would you say that?
7: Well, you said you were going to put us down.
Me: No…I meant that I was gonna put you to sleep…TUCK you in. That’s what I meant.
7: I knew what you meant (laughing maniacally)
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