The Power to Choose [me]

Social Media Winner: The tears of the fascist racist white Christian maga snowflakes being the biggest crying babies with their conservative reactions to the recent reboot film casting quenches my soul!!!!

Me: "Turtle"

John Mayer: oh that's real fn cute

John Legend: [Driving his phone, failing to turn around] Tunes-deep. Operatic: Damn You GG !!

John Lithgow: quenches a funny right here

Seinfeld: What's up with these ... Commercials..? ??

Jerry Springer: Take my money

Emilio: Yoohoo

Old Fisher Man: ohhh you almost jinxed it

Flo: Clear the set Yall!

Lily:

_audible Thought cloud only (Ok.?? that's definitely my line?, but how could Flo do what I... or is it the salamander??. ha! No. No way. Nope .. Hm. Indeed. Imagine that...Method actors afterall)

Method Man and Redman: tss ahh cmon mmh cmon ahh cmon mmh cmon

DMX: [coming up next]

Peter Dinklage: [opens Limu]

Great, and then we'll cut to commercial with Ferrell singing Gangstas Paradise

The Gecko: for fuc sec No.

-B-but but Mr. John Lthgow's a-jolly kickin the right funny rubbles if I do say so myself.

Jake from State Farm: Live from A-Merica

It's Thanksgiving!!!!!

Alex: you should very proud of your work

Sly: well who's hearing a ringing of the bell?

[Din..Din..Din..Din..]

Turkey... that's theend? ?