Challenge
An Obituary to 2022
Write an obituary to 2022…be it the year in general or in memory of your year personally. Obituary format only. 200 word maximum.
(Un)happy Ocassion
It'd be a lie if we said how saddened we are by the loss we will be dealing with in a matter of weeks. Surely we can't be that hypocritical!
The year 2022 should be laid to rest, and it will rest (or rot) for eternity, never to see the light again.
It can't go through reincarnation, thankfully. Such a relief.
The funeral is, as one might imagine, an unpleasant yet necessary state of affairs. How else are we going to be sure that the evil spawn is dead?
The will was going to be read after the funeral, but we saw what it left behind, didn't we? That's more than enough to last us a lifetime.
Rot in eternal hell, 2022. Let's hope 2023 won't disgrace your family any further.
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