FML
Fuck you.
Fuck your mom, your dad, your grandma and your grandpa and all your fucking ancestors.
Fuck all those guys with hot girlfriends.
Fuck their hot girlfriends and their wives.
Fuck whores.
Fuck strippers, fuck porn stars, fuck YouTube personalities and TikTok dancers.
Fuck actors and actresses, fuck musicians, fuck rappers, fuck rock stars, fuck writers, fuck poets, fuck spoken word artists.
Fuck artists.
Fuck literary magazines, fuck newspapers, fuck the internet.
Fuck republicans, fuck democrats, fuck independents.
Fuck communists and anarchists.
Fuck racists, fuck nazis, fuck skinheads, fuck the KKK.
Fuck sexists and homophobes and bigots.
Fuck politicians, fuck guns, fuck the fucking NRA.
Fuck atomic bombs and jet fighters.
Fuck Christmas, fuck New Years, fuck Easter, fuck Columbus Day, fuck National We Won a War Day.
Fuck bunnies, fuck kittens, fuck puppies.
Fuck those guys who stand at the urinal next to you and try to talk to you while you’re taking a fucking piss.
Fuck slow drivers, fuck fast drivers.
Fuck everybody and everything.
Fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on.