Challenge
As Above So Below
You wake up in a coffin. The only sound is the muffled response from your cries hitting the walls mere inches away. As the suffocation lights your chest on fire, you think of a funny joke.
Easily Amused
Stop me if you've heard this one...
How is life like toilet paper?
....wait. Give me a sec. Can't really focus.
Is it...spread yourself too thin and end up covered with...no.
People don't care unless you're not around...? That can't be right...
Wait.
You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone!
Yeah, that's it...
Heh...I'll tell that one to Papa..