Student notes no. 2
"it seems that i have underestimated your preperadnce for the duel. consider my suggestion that I shall forthwith set Megatron upon thee."
"I'm a randy fuck, if you look at level, you see my desk is higher then the rest, every time the Esmeralda comes to 'teach'..."
"Delta four six seven, climb to twenty thousand and maintain heading of two four eight. be advised that visibility is reduced and ILS is down. "
"is a tangerine an orange?! is a catfish a cat? is Megatron a teacher?"
"what if EVERYONE comes to school tomorow with lederhosen? "
"i dream of a field of wheat. those green-yellow stalks tightly sown, rising, shimmering , undulating in the soft breeze. clouds above me, in slow progress and the sun peeking, as I fuck you to a reddened-puple blushing hew, upon the piquee we frolic, as i downward thrust. my phallus shall be as a plough of unbending steel. as i work tirelessly, again and again, to penetrate your furrough. the blanket absorbing our force, leaving crisscross marks on your blushing, sweaty skin."
"i have enough money now to buy a bus pass. a solid investment in transportation, that shall vouchsafe my swift transport away from this accursed wasteland"
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"he besmearched the illustrious name of our clan, which served his majesty loyally for generation past. by the gods, i invoke the wrath of Seth, let him succumb to the sea of sorrows that awaits him in the afterlife"
"take this vial, child, and drink. everyone will assume you dead, and then you can escape with your beloved"
"i shall sell thee an oil lamp, which has a long spout. once you rub the lamp, a jeeni will appear , and he shall taketh Megatron away"
"if Megatron had a nickle for every awful ppt he's made. he will still be a poor , pathetic loser. we shall bury him in quicklime , once the grades are in. "
"dear sirs. i would like to take the oppoetunity of addressing you in a matter which seems to have escaped your attention. the railway schedule , published in December, has ommited the mention of the terminal station for passangers on the Cany-Olstridgeshire line. I have it on good aurhority that on the evening of january seventh, the train passed the proposed terminus at three O'clock in the morning, pulling lit and occupied passanger carts of both first and second class. this happened again a fourthnight later, and since has reoccured consistantly once every third night. i think this can mean no other thing than that certain clandestaine elements of the railworkers' union, have been appropriating both funds , rolling stock and material to construct a monstrous weapon that will threaten our domination of the lower class. they must be stopped. for our safety and theirs as well. i would be happy to detail my findings and suspicions in greater depth if that what you require. "
"i take paper, a flat , two dimentional plain, and make a three dimentional ball out of it. my powers are infinite and soon i will revel in drinking your blood"
"humping , shtupping, tupping, fucking, coitousing, having, grinding, log jamming, all these and more i would like to try. come to me and bring a friend. "
"you can put a six-divet brick on an eight divet one. but it will still have a sharp ledge. this is how i feel . "
"today i would say, is of a "mixed fruit" juicy fruit level. definitely not "apple" . but megatron's class is definitely a "orange". "
"what's the problem with cooking AP algebra students in the oven?
-they stick to the pan"
"how do you get the paper to recall what you wrote"
"dear Megatron. i am a member of a large, prosperous family. we engage in many business ventures, such as extortion, drug trafficking and protection. i would like to offer you a historic opportunity..."